Last night before bed, I hear a peeing sound in the bathroom. Incredibly freaked out that someone is in my house, I go into the bathroom and see my cat on the toilet. I realize that you can train cats to do this, to pee in a toilet, but I've never even entertained the idea because I thought it was nonsense.

I had so much more to write, but my brain is on autopilot right now. Post nasal drip is not conducive to good sleep at all.