Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Yesterday I had the air conditioner on. Today they are predicting an inch of wet snow tonight. If there is even 1/4 of an inch of snow on the ground tonight/tomorrow morning, I will...well I don't know what I'll do. I'll be fucking shocked, that's what. I know that is laughable to most of you, but the last time I saw snow accumulate on the ground in Louisiana was in 1988. I feel like I've probably said that on here like a million times.

I know what I'll do, I'll blare "Let it Snow!" out the front door, if just to piss off my neighbors who REFUSE to let up with the decorations. The moment I put something on the lawn or around the door or the columns, they add more lights. It's not a fucking competition. Well, I guess it is. I'm done though, I refuse to add more work for myself in January when it's time for it to all come down. Good luck getting those lights you strategically placed around every branch down without any help.


chris said...

it didn't snow when you were up here? i swore we had a silly "montage from a movie no guy would want to watch" snowball fights one time?

and i vote for more decorations!